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It’s that kind of hot where everyone is gross no matter what. You can take a long shower, walk outside for about three minutes, and get instant swamp ass with a matching set of baloney patches under the arms. It’s straight gnarnia.

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d0708145... 1y ago

It's an alluring image, however, in The UK, swamp ass is seldom diagnosed.

Must be nice

d0708145... 1y ago

Arid.

d0708145... 1y ago

Having said that, we are quite a rainy nation. We don't have swamps though. Owning to our damp climate, we might have more mouldy appendages than other nations? Just a thought🤔.

Hot showers help, when you get out you feel fresh

Very true. If I stay in the AC too

💯 here too 🥵

I just walked 5 blocks to the supermarket. Now I'm a sweaty grossery mess.

🫂it sucks

Check if you are fat or not

I’m huge

lets go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPlQpGeTbIE

Yarnlady 🧶 1y ago

You forgot the underboob humidititty

Ooo sometimes. I’m not blessed with a motorboat worthy rack so I don’t get it that much 😭

Yarnlady 🧶 1y ago

Lucky you, they're awful.

Monsieur Socrates 1y ago

Cold showers, they suck at first (and kinda always) but help

Sometimes I try, but boy oh boy is it hard 😂

Feminine hygiene to nostr protocol improvements to swamp a** and bologna patches…. I’m dying here😳😂🤣

I think my fav twisted digital sista missed some meds today😉🤭😂🤣

George Michael Floyd - A Real Nigga 1y ago

mattaroo 1y ago

You must be doing some kind a hell vacation cause’ So Cal at da beach don’t know hot like dat!

No. It’s a heat wave this week 😅