So, a few days ago, I’m like, “Alright, let’s dive into VirtualBox,” because you know, that's what cool tech people do. Then I’m thinking, “Hey, let's throw some Linux on there and start mining Bitcoin like I'm about to change the world!” But then, I paused. I looked around, and I’m like, “Why? Why am I doing this?” *Poof*—interest gone.

Next thing I know, I’m in Kali Linux territory, thinking I’m some sort of cyber mastermind. But then I had a revelation: *The government is probably smarter than me.* I shouldn’t be messing with this. So, naturally, I’m like, "Yeah, let’s just go back to Windows where I can pretend I know what I’m doing.”

Then everyone starts talking about BlueSky. And I’m like, “I get it. It’s the future, right?” But nope, Jack comes in like, “Nah, stick with X, buddy." X? More like, “Everyone get your Grok on and start putting up lists and posts like you’ve been waiting for this moment your whole life.”

And then there’s Kali. It sounds so cool, like hacking into the Matrix-level cool. But then again, I might accidentally get on a list or something, and I’m not trying to be *that* guy. So, here I am, doing absolutely nothing but existing in the world of Windows and pretending I know what’s going on. Classic.