GM Nostr! So is it impossible to buy Bitcoin if everyone is holding? Or do I need to get some solar powered mining equipment? Or am I too late?

Back in 2014 someone gave me $600 worth of Bitcoin to pay for a tattoo as a birthday present and I was like, wtf is this my artist only takes actual money? I kick myself every so often thinking about how much that would be now. But to be fair to myself we hadn't really talked about investing or Bitcoin so it's not like I was purposely being obstinate. HEAVY SIGH!