The DC swamp creatures are deporting themselves. But first, must sell their homes, lawyer up and find a place to hide their stolen stash.

Switzerland doesn't want you but we'll probably stash your dirty dough for a fee.

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Always have in the past. If banks were wanted, a Swiss one would be it

There are many trying to be us.

True that

-- Credit Suisse

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I’m still good tho, you’re still happy for me to pop by sometime?

I’ll buy a fancy car, I promise πŸ™‹β€β™‚οΈ

Of course, Mike

Right. Lets make you the most wanted man on the planet.. 😊 When do we start?

Now please.

I’ve always wanted to be wanted πŸ˜ƒ

πŸ€” Should we clarify what "wanted" means? πŸ˜„

I’m desperate enough to not need bother about that πŸ˜‚

Here’s me doxing my location

Brighton?

Yep πŸ’œ

Look at all those car driving on the wrong side of the road!

We drive on the left, you drive on the wrong side, which you call the right side for some unfathomable reason πŸ˜‚

There is a place in the Caribbean, St Thomas that has RHD cars but they drive on the left side of the road. The best place for near death experiences.

I’ve been there 😱

πŸ˜„ You lived to tell. That only makes two of us.

Let me correct this.. LHD πŸ˜„

πŸ™‹β€β™‚οΈWith due respect, I beg to differ.

Driving on the cobblestone roads in Kosovo in a 1978 Ford diesel van with dead rear shocks and a load of bricks is the best for that kind of thing.

Yikes! 😬

So, should we say we drive on the other left instead? The alt-left maybe? πŸ˜Άβ€πŸŒ«οΈπŸ€£

My mum, bless her soul, when giving navigation directions to my father would say β€œTurn left” which he would do.

She would then shout out, β€œNo, the other left!” πŸ˜‚

Best to hedge driving straight down the middle imo.

That’s what my self driving car seems to want to do most of the time πŸ˜‚

All about the sword arm sir

True πŸ’―

Changing gears with the (statistically) weak and clumsy arm is a weird choice

But our steering is more reliable πŸ˜‚

Even weirder is the fact that the gear box isn't mirrored. Let's put the lower gears as far as possible from the driver, not like their gonna use them that much πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«

To be clear, I have an electric self driving car. You might as well be talking a foreign language to me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Pretty sure self driving cars come from British engineers being fed up with the nonsense of driving on the left 🀣

True, our cars don’t have accidents or catch on fire, just those foreign ones πŸ˜‚

If Hollywood taught us something is that American cars are supposed to catch fire and blow up for no apparent reason

But always on cue πŸ˜‚

Having had to actually kick a land Rover defender into gear once, you may simply be missing some of the minor impacts of precision British engineering

I saw one of those in a museum once. Apparently popular in the Neolithic era πŸ˜‚

I've only had to change gears on a Seat Leon. The grooves of the gear box were definitely not big enough to make it up for the clumsiness of the arm. 4-6 3-5 were a lottery

Spanish. The entire driving experience is a lottery there!

Oh not far from Brunswick square. Always liked it there. Nice spot in spring

We’re dining at the Hotel du Vin, a 3 minute walk 😁

Ohh very nice. Born up a tree Sir!

Mercy

Finally time for Bitcoin to start trending amongst the progressives(swamp).

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Unironically, it's the best chance to unite the country.

Make everyone hate the big governments. Albeit, for different reasons and concerns.

A reasonable fee?

Yes, we're worth it.

The times I have visited virtually I have been impressed

It is a beautiful country, my home, I must say. πŸ™πŸ»

It really is.

But why can't I take any food in? What's up with that.

We don't want other country's trash.

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But seriously, they searched our car and I got fined because of a lunchbox. ridiculous.

You should try Norway 😁

really? never been there

Do not bring food or drink.

What's this in reference to? What stash is stolen?

They're called "slush funds"