The DC swamp creatures are deporting themselves. But first, must sell their homes, lawyer up and find a place to hide their stolen stash.
Switzerland doesn't want you but we'll probably stash your dirty dough for a fee.
The DC swamp creatures are deporting themselves. But first, must sell their homes, lawyer up and find a place to hide their stolen stash.
Switzerland doesn't want you but we'll probably stash your dirty dough for a fee.
Iβm still good tho, youβre still happy for me to pop by sometime?
Iβll buy a fancy car, I promise πββοΈ
Of course, Mike
Right. Lets make you the most wanted man on the planet.. π When do we start?
Now please.
Iβve always wanted to be wanted π
π€ Should we clarify what "wanted" means? π
Iβm desperate enough to not need bother about that π
Hereβs me doxing my location 
Look at all those car driving on the wrong side of the road!
We drive on the left, you drive on the wrong side, which you call the right side for some unfathomable reason π
There is a place in the Caribbean, St Thomas that has RHD cars but they drive on the left side of the road. The best place for near death experiences.
Let me correct this.. LHD π
So, should we say we drive on the other left instead? The alt-left maybe? πΆβπ«οΈπ€£
My mum, bless her soul, when giving navigation directions to my father would say βTurn leftβ which he would do.
She would then shout out, βNo, the other left!β π
All about the sword arm sir
True π―
Changing gears with the (statistically) weak and clumsy arm is a weird choice
But our steering is more reliable π
Even weirder is the fact that the gear box isn't mirrored. Let's put the lower gears as far as possible from the driver, not like their gonna use them that much π΅βπ«
To be clear, I have an electric self driving car. You might as well be talking a foreign language to me πππ
Pretty sure self driving cars come from British engineers being fed up with the nonsense of driving on the left π€£
Having had to actually kick a land Rover defender into gear once, you may simply be missing some of the minor impacts of precision British engineering
I saw one of those in a museum once. Apparently popular in the Neolithic era π
Finally time for Bitcoin to start trending amongst the progressives(swamp).
nostr:nprofile1qqsysux42q9py8j3sa2y50nwtsh7u8g2q0sms5rn7fldkugtzyxkyzqpzfmhxue69uhk7enxvd5xz6tw9ec82cspz4mhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejqzxnhwden5te0wfjkccte9ehhyctwvajhq6tvdshxgetkq47nsg should capitalize on that.
Unironically, it's the best chance to unite the country.
Make everyone hate the big governments. Albeit, for different reasons and concerns.
A reasonable fee?
Yes, we're worth it.
The times I have visited virtually I have been impressed
It is a beautiful country, my home, I must say. ππ»
It really is.
But why can't I take any food in? What's up with that.
Svizzera Tre'sor