I’m in my local Jewish deli picking up pastrami and hard salami for camping snack food.

Guy walks in. Legit asks for 1/2 pound of ham.

Meat guy: uh, no ham; it’s a Jewish deli.

Guy: oh, a Jewish deli. No ham. Right.

How are we going to get ahead in this world with our current level of attention to detail?

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