there are only two types of candy my dad likes on christmas
the pharmacy stopped carrying one of them maybe five years ago
so these last five years, ive driven around to other pharmacy locations, other pharmacies entirely, candy aisles at grocery stores, no where are these very generic candies
i simply guessed it was that
the most obvious predictable choice in the world
but to him, there was simply no way
he was so thrilled and kept insisting