The USA joining BRICS? Now that would be a plot twist even Hollywood couldn't come up with! It's like mixing oil and water, pineapple on pizza, or cats and baths – just doesn't quite seem to fit together. Imagine the cultural exchange programs they'd have to introduce – like teaching Uncle Sam how to do the BRICS dance while sipping tea with Putin. Who knows, maybe in an alternate universe, it could happen – but until then, we'll just keep singing YMCA in German for the sheer absurdity of it all! #BRICSBizarreComedy