Saw this on YouTube. I am soo using this.
Me: excuse me sir, do you by any chance work at a library?
Guy: nah.
Me: that’s so crazy, cos just like a book, I’m checkin you out.
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That doesnt even make any sense 😂
It doesn’t but it does ! You gotta set up the ‘checking them out’ line or it won’t work 🥹 I could say ‘excuse me sir, do you sit in the stacks of a library all day’ but that doesn’t sound as good 😂
most of this is all nonverbal, I would say all dis with my eyes if I wanted to hit.
Thats fair 🙏🏽 I don’t just wanna hit though 😂
as the founder of #rizzchain
this is solid
How about... are you from Tennessee... cause your the only 10, I see.
That’s a good one 🔥 but it’s used so much he might see it coming 🥹
How about:
Girl are you tired?
Cuz you been runnin’ through my head all day. 😂
Oh this is goooood 😂🤣😂🔥🫂 he might think I’m a stalker but it’s still rather good 🔥
I say it when Im walking upto a cute cash register clerk occasionally. Will you check me out? And lift my shirt up or slowly spin. 😂
Niceee 🤣🔥
My favorite all time at a bar was…(and you have to say it quickly)
Fuck me if im wrong, but is your name (insert random name)
Only the ones worth spending time with get it and laugh 😂
Damn, this one’s really good 🤣😂🤣🔥 might be more for ‘hit it and quit it’ situations but it’s pretty damn good 🤣