What's your 2 sentence rebuttal to: Bitcoin has no intrinsic value and is for only speculations?

What's your 2 sentence rebuttal to: Bitcoin has no intrinsic value and is for only speculations?

What is intrinsic value, what has it, and why is it something you care about exactly? Does the dollar have it? Is the dollar speculative? If not, is anything else not speculative? Was it well known that covid was going to cause massive inflation? What non speculative asset do you save with to avoid going down with the ship? Do you think your government officials are going down with the ship also?