Or
https://bacontoday.com/waken-bacon-the-real-bacon-alarm-clock/
SBF’s boyfriend is wrong. Bacon clock is amazing.
I edited your sentence, only relevant words remain.
______________. Bacon _____ is amazing.
🤣I edited your sentence to make it more succinct.
Bacon = amazing.
Bacon.
I came on this thread because you said bacon. But there was no bacon in sight 🥲 very deceiving, I’ll be on my way now.
Its a clock that wakes you with bacon. What else did you want
Bacon Dan, I wanted bacon.
If there was a clock that wakes you up with eggs, bacon and a good coffee I’d be up in a zap!
Well, does it cook it to your liking?🤔
I think you’re thinking of a sweetheart, you need one of those, I bet you can convince them to only wear an apron, which might be more to your liking.