‘Let’s check your triglycerides’

‘Whoops! Whoa. You need a statin Mr. Smith or you’ll certainly drop dead’

‘And your sugars’

‘OH MY GOD..this is off the charts..I’m putting you on insulin injection’

‘Not sleeping you say? Horrible for your health..here’s a sleep aid medication, new, very effective’

‘Okay schedule a follow with reception Mr. Smith, very important I see you in three weeks’