Okay I’ve learned enough about this but this post is fairly interesting in terms of explaining that you could make a case that the “young virgins” they get in heaven are actually the perfected, resurrected version of their wives.

That’s a much cuter, romantic idea so I’ll be generous and assume it’s more doctrinally correct, while the 72 AYYYLMAO lolibabas are a weird heroin-fueled fetish fantasy from the 90 IQ guys of the 3rd world.