A remember a woman was showing interest in me and asked me a bunch of different questions trying to get to know me and eventually she asked "What's your favorite animal?" and I said "Racoon because they are born in the trash and they have little hands made for thievery".... She never spoke to me again after that day. Sad.
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Racoons are either in the middle of a heist or planning a heist. There is no in between.
Some of these racoons are probably on crack if I'm honest, if you go out at night you can see a homeless crack addict having a rock fight with a little rock stealing raccoon. They are little crack bandits or maybe little cocaine connoisseurs.