A remember a woman was showing interest in me and asked me a bunch of different questions trying to get to know me and eventually she asked "What's your favorite animal?" and I said "Racoon because they are born in the trash and they have little hands made for thievery".... She never spoke to me again after that day. Sad.

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Racoons are either in the middle of a heist or planning a heist. There is no in between.

Some of these racoons are probably on crack if I'm honest, if you go out at night you can see a homeless crack addict having a rock fight with a little rock stealing raccoon. They are little crack bandits or maybe little cocaine connoisseurs.

Raccoons can be kind of terrifying. They used to fight and win against our German shepherds.

Raccoons probably helped in WWll against those Germans too.

Raccoons don't give a damn, are you a German shepherd or a German chocolate cake, either way you are getting messed up.