Why now? Because it's fun! I have USD in a bank account because a small portion of my money is used for low time preference activities.

It's. Fine.

"federated LN tools like satadress"

IDK about this. If you used your platform to talk about SOLUTIONS like this, that would be AWESOME! Could you tell us more about satadress? Maybe include info about satadress in all your future anti custodial posts?