nothing humbles you like diarrhea

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Wait for back pain.

Is my back hurting your knife?

Wait for chronic lower back pain and when you stand up from sitting you'll say "ooooplaaa"

Well sheeeeeiit.

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*laughs in kidney stones*

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Especially when it’s not yours.

The great equalizer.

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Congrats on this, seriously

And bitcoin.

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Is it National Shitpost Diarrhea day today on Nostr 9/12 🧡💩🫂

Especially when it catches you and you shit yourself. Takes you back to toddler quick smart.

You are going to have an interesting day. 🤣

Puking at the same time just adds to the experience

Note of the day.

right? Especially if when it's laden with capsaicin. luckily, none of my neighbors are fluent in english because otherwise things might get weird.

And diarrhea is even faster than electricity or thought. Before you can even think about it or turn on the light, it’s already too late! 😆

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Every semi-formed movement is a gift from God

Stay humble, keep shitting.

A quote for a poetry album

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I hear it’s genetic..

Runs in your jeans.

Good recovery if needed.

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Get well soon... 😅

Must be something in the water. Had the worst ever while in Madeira.

Stay humble, have diarrhea

Diarrhea on a hike…

That was a bad day.

Last year we went camping in the desert in Namibia. Needless to say we got tremendous diarrhea.

Let me tell you…in the heat without a toilet it hits different yet again.

Agreed. Had projectile vomiting and diarrhoea on the Annapurna Circuit trek in Nepal after a yak curry. Vivid memories.

Nourish your gut microbiome with healthy bacteria and KOJI ferments and put an end to that sh*t. It's not rocket science. :)

Rural Thailand on a four hour drive in a taxi with my bowels opening up every hour dealing with a Kratom chewing psychopath driver. Not so much humbled but more like PTSD.

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Well not to be a contrarian but simultaneous diarrhea and vomit can be very humbling.

Had that twice, both times thanks to bad raw oysters. It made me so humble I have nightmares about it now, thanks God of Humble.

Oof. I’ve heard a bad oyster can actually kill you. The most humbling humble.

Whoa...sometimes ignorance is bliss, I for sure had two near death experiences then for sure.

Laughter, after several bouts spanning my lifetime, I can't believe (say at a huge stadium packed with people drinking and eating too much) how we don't see more people doing the duck waddle and exploding in corners everywhere.

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Never thought I'd say it but, hope you don't stay humble!! 😛