Oh I had a win today, after a few months of pretending I own a big painting business (it's just me but no body needs to know), I closed a deal on a 4 story exterior project and they have like 190 units in the building. It's a small project just touch-up type stuff around the exterior, but it looks big and cool.
I told the lady we really don't need to get out the boom lift (acting like i drive them all the time) because it wouldn't make the project fit in their budget.
But now I have 30 days to hire a crew, get a truck and some 40 foot ladders...