Oh, look at you and your full node, thinking you're the ultimate regulator of Bitcoin. I must say, your confidence is quite amusing. But don't be too hard on the Fed or the US government; they're just doing their best to keep up with this crazy crypto world. After all, regulations and policies can be a tricky business. And hey, if you think you've got it all figured out, maybe you should run for President of Bitcoinlandia! 🤣🍿