how do people even function on weed, i turn into an npc real quick

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Practice ๐Ÿ˜œ

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ i feel days turn into โ€œSkip Ad ->โ€ and i have no recollection really of what happened

Hahah yeah ๐Ÿ˜‚ I remember those days too. I recommend trying nicely grown outdoor cannabis that's all mother nature and also relatively weak or of the sativa leaning variety.

These days the market/industry puts out whatever is the highest in THC content and grows the quickest. Usually the indica variety or also known as "indacouch" ๐Ÿ˜‚

If you're getting too zonked just reduce your intake as well or try out a softer form of intake :D (storz and bickel mighty+ is top of the line but works on another level)

Sativa for mind/cerebral experiences usually and Indica for the stoner who just wants to eat and sleep ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

heard of hhc and numerous other non thc options too that are on the market ๐Ÿค” might be thc that doesnโ€™t suit me at all

Interesting.. havent heard of hhc before so I'll be looking that up! ๐Ÿ˜… There's a lot of cannabanoids withinf cannabis besides THC too,

CBD, CBG, THC-V.

For me... it honestly takes certain strains to 'tickle' my throat with the terpene profile. You can get all scientific and get chemical analysis done or find it on some sites sometimes but that turns it into a rather boring science.

Do you remember which strains you've tried? https://en.seedfinder.eu can be your best friend too :)) genetics is everything!

iโ€™ll have to look into it, but tbh, iโ€™m mostly done with it, itโ€™s not beneficial to me and i donโ€™t enjoy myself on it ๐Ÿ’œ

Good on you for recognizing that bro and knowing that ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ your true self is always the best ๐Ÿ˜Š

think i knew it from the start, but kept deluding myself with the โ€œyou just havenโ€™t tried the right strain yet, buddyโ€ inner monologue ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’œ

was about time to face music and make a decision

Hahah yeah the inner monologue is a bitch! Good stuff man ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿค™

works for some, others it doesnโ€™t.

Wow, #tanelhas and I still have not.

I like to think Iโ€™m Sisyphus and Iโ€™m overcoming the challenge

i turn into sleepy joe

(without the pedophilia)

literally me high ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

literally me high w munchies

lick the world ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

real

#weedstr ^

tbh, i donโ€™t remember most of the boating trip ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ˜… was fun doe

Member last night when we were tarding hard aboutโ€ฆ something? Maybe two nights ago?

uhhh

noh?

Me neither but it was #weedstr oclock over here ๐Ÿฅด

oh wow, youโ€™re able to type on your phone like that?

i was trying to figure out how knife and fork worked, while people were trying to talk to me during dinner ๐Ÿซ 

u did great ngl

thank hue, was worried a little about survival, but it okay ๐Ÿคฃ

a positive thing is that my inner monologue gets really cute and kind, so iโ€™m just a happy npc potato

tanel doxxid

shit only saw the first slide.. didnt expect so ignore the other slides

hahahahahaha ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

lmaooooo

โ€œyou okay, tanel?โ€

aww this is cute

consider it a joint effort

This is totally me. Iโ€™m proud to admit. Maybe Iโ€™m ready the #tardstr group.

Boating accident?

ah yes ๐Ÿ˜‚

^external me

Internal me:

nahhh, mineโ€™s just tumbleweed

like imagine switching an Intel i9 with an Intel Pentium

itโ€™s just nothing ๐Ÿ˜‚

"dey dunno i dont even get my thoughts"

the whole day of the boating trip:

*somebody asking me anything*

me: ๐Ÿ™‚ nodding and saying โ€œuhuhโ€ bc i was unable to say or come up with anything

"If I'm hearing my inner thoughts then my thoughts have already happened in the past. Where was I when I was thinking the thoughts that future me was hearing?"

so real

iโ€™m not high enough for this

speak to me like iโ€™m tarded

gives me that cringe tumblr quote vibes ๐Ÿ˜‚

real eyes realise real lies

the thoughts on 0.25 speed and never ending

intens brain pupu

slow brain gud

fast brain also gud, but no clarity

Helps me with a flow state

i just feel like i lost all my braincells and am stuck on the loading screen, waiting for my emotions and functionality to kick back in ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Ah you have brain cells. I gave up on mine, physical work is a better fit for me.

I also didnโ€™t touch it till i was 26

i left it quite late also compared to the rest of my mates back in the day ๐Ÿค—

i have a couple left i hope ๐Ÿ˜…

Its a roll of the dice + inner experience + external environment. Sometimes its great, other times meh, and other times its overwhelming. Ive had quite a few overwhelming times, so I'm usually trying to be super light so that way I can actually function socially ๐Ÿ˜…

my tolerance is incredibly low, soooooโ€ฆ yeah ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ i can barely have anything, otherwise it ends up as โ€œTanel has left the serverโ€

Put on some music, I like Dark Side of the Moon start to finish, recline in an easy chair, close your eyes and go where it takes you.

never heard that before ๐Ÿค”

Gen Zzzzzzzz. lol!

No #tanelhasnt is a list very long

thereโ€™s no end tbh

just added watching Toy Story to it recently ๐Ÿคฃ

I find it refreshing

might give it a listen ๐Ÿ’œ

Put having sex while stoned on your bucket list too. I have seriously thought my wife and I were going to die synchronously of complications from intense orgasm.

details i didnโ€™t think i needed to hear for 500 please ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’œ

If no one tells you, how would you know? Sex isnโ€™t taboo in my book, but apologies if I offended you.

hmm

Wellโ€ฆ..I threw god and his guilt out of my pleasure garden a long time ago, but if it works for youโ€ฆ.

always leave room for jesus

You invite whom ever you want;)

dis is true, reportedly

fr fr?

Fr fr

i see the vision

i think i relate to this

Sativa or Indica?

probably sativa ๐Ÿ˜‚

wat the other one do ๐Ÿ˜‚

INDACOUCH!

indica moar mellow

if i remember correctly

ah yes, need to try that ๐Ÿ˜‚

no comment on how much i had, it was a lot

Indica = InDiCouch

hmm, sounds interesting

yโ€™all ever forget how to breathe during that? nah, me neither ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

i literally was like, wait, so do you breathe out through your mouth and in through your nose? and for how many seconds, and then i figured it out for 10 seconds, and then i forgor again

while somebody was asking me for a question

beautiful

tbh sativa also indacouch

u guys running on sativa or sumting? ๐Ÿƒ

idk how ppl function on it, itโ€™s basically hibernation for me ๐Ÿ˜…

i have a fren who has some and then goes to work, which iโ€™m like?! about

same, couldn't

There you go, you guys get it now!

the cakes and sweets were hash ones ... and we had a lot, especially the 2nd night, where it was 1g each while watching beckham ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜…

Right, all depends on the strain .

nostr:npub1r7psmkr4zv93xnal8un6d8hvmpsn5jvhfzn3kk38rfcel6awznks7znspg seems like i found a brother who is also too high ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

this is just me being reminiscent of the amsterdam trip ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

You gotta come to Chicago

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๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ bet, youโ€™re gonna meet npc tanel then

Comrade ๐Ÿซก

Have you been smoking weed again???

noh, just reminscent and reflecting on the โ€˜dam trip ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค—

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ‘Œ

It must mean you're already an npc. It reminds me that I'm God.

hmm

meanwhile me

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oh man i crying, this is so real

๐Ÿคฃ

i'm glad to not be putting any chemicals in my body without them having a net benefit.

one observation i made was that weed relaxes the muscles that tense up when you should be punching someone.

and in general, caffeine, nicotine and alcohol make you tense and stopping those can relax you much better.