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I've just done that, where are my puppies š„¹
Now you have to steal them š¤£

Wait, wot?
I have to steal my own puppies? š³
Yea my part in this is purely inspirational. I can't deliver the fruits of the revolution to you, this isn't door dash. The puppies of revolution go to those bold enough to take initiative themselves.