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You wake up a year from now. Bitcoin is $1,000,000.

What events over this year led to the price?

1. US SBR leads to G7 nations following.

2. MSTR nukes (outcompetes) sovereign bond market causing all non-usd slave money to collapse against the dollar and bitcoin.

3. MSTR is the new Dutch East India company that world governments without enough bitcoin must go to for 30% interest loans

4. MSTR buys Greenland and terraforms it with bitcoin miners, SMRs, melting the glaciers and turning it into a tropical paradise of anarchy

Okay maybe it takes more than a year.

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djmeistro✝️ 🍊💊⚡️ 1y ago

This was a pretty good take

Derek Ross 1y ago

Awesome. I like th Dutch East India company correlation. So, if all of Greenland's glaciers melt, what impact will that have on coastal cities around the world?

🦊🔫🥩🏴‍☠️⚡ 1y ago

The climate change advocates seem suspiciously unconcerned 🤔

Derek Ross 1y ago

🤣 True. They have money to burn and won't be around long enough to care.