Wife / GF makes no sense because you're basically asking a woman to give up hope of EVER having an orgasm in her life.
would you, yourself accept this deal ? would you agree to never have an orgasm in your life for some bullshit cause like marriage ? NO. then why do you ask it of a woman ?
if you can't make women come you need to make money and become a sugar daddy to some college girl.
or just goon.
but please stop whining and wasting everybody's time.
FAGGOT.