Darwin Awards 101

I saw this crap for sale. I won't put the link, but you can get it for $649.

Anyway, here's the stupid side of the buyer...

Let's say that you'll end up using it in a self-defence situation. You're probably a white dude if you buy it, and you might use it on someone who's a different race. Do you think it will look good in front of all the jurors? Play stupid games, end up considering that everything is a psyop.