"...When they should be feeding me!"
You're just jealous and want more attention and vertual pets. Just think, it could be you on the internet getting fed by zaps! ðĶī
People go to farms to feed animals, it's not that crazy. ðð Cool thing is it's a project that could be used for all sorts of things.
I'm still waiting for the zap powered (for charity or dev support) confetti cannon or balloon drop for a Bitcoin conference live stream.