This little muthafucker and all his rat bastards little woodland friends have decimated my garden!! Other culprits include: deer, chipmunks, skunks, possums, rollie pollies, rabbits, squirrels and shitbag raccoons.

6 different types of melons, strawberries, carrots, grapes, lettuce, asparagus, 3 types of tomatoes, mustard, collared greens and cucumber. All stripped clean. The only things they haven't devoured are the brussel sprouts and the habaneros. And I'm too close to a school zone to "take care of the problem".