Try a Canadian winter…

Pants as in trousers, or as in underpants? Or both?

UK English or US English?

Kilts for the win

Do you have an undisclosed interest in the kilt industry?

When I moved from the Midwest to Nevada back in 2019, one of the goals was to never wear pants again. I am proud to say I've only worn pants once since moving -- for an in-person job interview.

I fucking knew it.

I suspect there's a language thing here. Do you mean all clothing items with two legs?

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So are balls in your face.

Correct.

pluralization is a psyop