St. Valentine's Day is approaching and I am trying to remind myself that the most romantic thing a man can do is propose marriage.
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I hope that until that moment flowers and chocolate should be fine 😃
Oh, we're celebrating our 20th wedding anniversary in a few months. 🥰
But Valentine's Day is cursed for us, somehow. We keep having car crashes, children with diahrrea, layoffs and etc. on that blessed day. 😂 We've both come to almost fear it.
Last year, he wanted to go all out and I got completely ill. Place the flowers in a vase next to the vomit bucket, please, darling, and cancel the reservation. Tell the children to enjoy the chocolates.
This picture is so much me. 😂
I don't know why. Just gives off me vibes.
In ancient times, in addition to proposing marriage, fighting with dragons was considered one of the romantic things that men should do. Fortunately, the task of fighting dragons has been removed and our tasks have become easier :)
😂
But I would have so liked a dragon slayed in my honor.
It's really hard to find a dragon these days, otherwise it's easy to kill a dragon :))
Grab your spears, men.
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I'm ready, show me the dragon😑🗡🔱
Painting entitled:
"He doesn't know that nostr:npub155awg2vaen0vhd2spndg0f03wljewcp8gwd4d2kuhs8xpdq67tmsj39j44 has offered to slay a dragon for me."
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It's my honor to do this for you, lady.
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You are the new Dragonslayer.
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It was always hard to find and even harder to kill. There is many monsters nowadays, dont need to be a dragon always.
It should at least be somewhat dragon-shaped. Perhaps with some sort of tail you can slice off with your sword.
Nah.
Lads dont get ladies advices on how to get ladies. They will tell you what they feel, but fail to inform you what they want exactly. Listen, learn but dont do what they say you should do.
nostr:npub1q6ya7kz84rfnw6yjmg5kyttuplwpauv43a9ug3cajztx4g0v48eqhtt3sh why do I feel so personally attacked by this post? 😩😅
Good
nostr:npub13epj452d892app3mjath3uxgs9l03rylzxwkymdp50avukztmfeschauwt is low-commitment. A woodchipper, but no dragon? This is not a serious offer.
He's the man in the painting. 😂
I dunno. As it's been said, fire-breathing dragons are too scarce these days. I quite like men who can help me tame the dragon within me whenever it rears its ugly fire-breathing head. Beave's pretty good at this although he's been burnt by the exact behaviour nostr:npub13epj452d892app3mjath3uxgs9l03rylzxwkymdp50avukztmfeschauwt mentioned. I can see nostr:npub1q6ya7kz84rfnw6yjmg5kyttuplwpauv43a9ug3cajztx4g0v48eqhtt3sh is a brave warrior without a reptile to slay.
Well, you can go have your inner dragons slayed.
I shall go to bed. I'll read all about it in the morrow.
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Like Muhammad I cannot be painted
Because that's what you're doing? Lol
Oh, nostr:npub1hqy4zwnvsdmlml4tpgp0kgrruxamfcwpgm4g3q2tr3d2ut3kuxusx73psm has joined us. Hello, sir! 👋🏻
