Not as crazy, but as a HS volunteer in an ER, I watched a nervous resident put 4 stitches in the deeply lacerated hand of a burly mechanic. On number 5, he growled, "You know, I can feel those."

Startled, she looked around at everyone and said, "Didn't any of you anesthetize his hand??!!"

(No. No we didn't, because WE'RE NOT DOCTORS) <-- My thought.