If you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen.
Discussion
Or at least learn to cook without setting off the smoke alarm every five minutes
Chefs only
Or take off your clothes and cook naked
We could change the chefs
Amen.
What if I go to the bathroom and my phone is on?
Corollary: if you want someone out of the kitchen, turn up the heat.
You can stay but don’t throw water onto the grease fire.