The universe: *gives you the internet and imbues it with knowledge of climate change and the amount of pollution emitted by commercial air travel*
You: *pretend it's not a big deal and commercial air travel is still good*
The universe: *sends an airborne pandemic*
You: *get a fake vaccine, start pretending the pandemic is over, stop wearing masks, and continue using commercial passenger jets*
The universe: *sends a helicopter to kill you and keeps thinking about how to handle all the other people just like you*
