Not that I dislike Detroit pizza by any stretch, I just wish the first guy to think “hey I’m gonna try and put the sauce *on top* of the cheese this time” had taken a minute to ponder his crimes before committing them. The bubbly toasted cheesy crust more than makes up for it, but the sauce dollops on top are too much of a tomato bomb.

That said, I would still eat every pizza in this video and then ask for more.