Ces't la vie.
I'm a fucking odd ball,
I make odd ball offers, but I'm Earnest.
I'm free, relatively.
You, have to look after your father.
That's cool, but also a shame.
What could have been, eh!
Discussion
Why do I have to look after father?
I'm just drawing on my past thoughts, which are usually sound. I have a reasonably good memory. Your father is not in good health, or wasn't🤔, or was you just chatting shit or is my memory failing me🤷🏻♂️.
No, he had a stroke and he's a crazy old fuck losing his mind... As if he had much of one... His hearing... his vision... He's got kidney disease and probably a few other things... The doctors are incompetent and I have to yell at them.
I kinda hate him, though.
But it is what it is.
So, yes. You need to look after your fucking dad....!! I wasn't wrong, was I🤷🏻♂️.
It is to your credit that you do btw🙏🏻.
NGL... Sometimes I think I should have just left him to die.
Jesus christ woman!! Am I right in thinking that your mum is no longer with us? Either way, I have real fucking issues with my dad, he lives abroad now and we're still in touch but it's a strained relationship to say the least, my mum lives less than a mile away from me and I love her dearly.
My mom was a fucking junkie and never in the picture... My sisters and brothers were left to fend for themselves... She neglected us. She'd leave us alone in the house for days when we were still babies. If her mother didn't drop by... Well it didn't matter anyway.
We always had sour milk in our bottles and were rarely changed.
My dad got custody of me and took me to Canada for a while.
He wasn't much better.
My sisters ended up with my aunts for a few years until she finally came back because she needed her welfare checks and child support to fund her drug addiction... Sucking dick wasn't cutting it.
By time she got her shit together I was fucking done with her
She drank so much while pregnant with my brother she gave him a liver disease and he died before he turned 30
That is a very very sad state of circumstances *Incerts name*.
What i do know is, I've said it more than once, you are one super smart mother fucker. Truly, I'm not one for bullshit, I'm a straight speaker. I hardly say this of anyone because I think that most people are simple cunts, you are not in that bracket. You're fuckin' smart man🤷🏻♂️.
Thanks.
My entire life I was told how stupid I am. (By my father)
It really humbled me... Because I believe it.
He was insecure because I was much more intelligent than him.
And he's a petty lil bitch.
It was a weird thing... I was so lazy in school but I'd randomly show signs of intelligence so they had me tested in elementary school
... Then tried to put me in a gifted program... And I turned it down.
Listen, I'm not going to butter your fucking muffin. I'm an odd English guy, yeh. You don't know me, i don't know you but trust me. You are very very well tuned into things🙏🏻.
I'm just curious and nosey.
And plz butter my muffin... Lol
When I was about to turn 9 I could read at a college level and my IQ was 145.
I got better... Now my IQ is probably 75 lmmfao
Ha ha, your IQ won't dip for another good few decade's yet. I'll repeat myself to sound like a prick. YOU ARE A SMART MOTHER FUCKER.
I'm sorry... I couldn't hear you... Could you please repeat?
😅
You're a stupid cunt, in lower case🎉🎉🎉🫂.
Haha
I like doing crosswords yeh. The clue was "Of Sheep", the answer was 5 letters. Some guy, who i used to work with, he's dead now, bless his soul, his answer was "FLOCK"😂😂😂, Which sounds right, and I suppose it is, but "OVINE" is the one🙏🏻.
Lol
Funny how that works.
If it was 4 letters it'd be ewes.
RAMS🤷🏻♂️.
Those are more like goats though
Super random: I got to see some baby goats today playing with horses... I was so happy
Goats have oblong eyes!!
They're sooooooo cute! 🥰🥺 And have a language that's easy to mimic
They're my 3rd favorite animal
Dragons
Monkeys/apes/primates
Goats
For me;
Dogs.
Snakes.
Humans. Humans are the worst🤮, fucking despicable🤷🏻♂️.
I like snakes too. I used to keep them as pets.
I also like dogs and cats... I love most animals. But not rats. Disgusting. It's their fault for not having a fluffy tail. I adore squirrels... But when I see a rat or a mouse... Instant cringe. They're probably worse than humans. Some humans are good but all rats are the spawn of Satan. Lol
All because of their nekkid tail... And yet I think naked mole rats are better than regular rats.
🤷🏻♀️
New York rats are just literal demons walking among us. They're an unholy abomination.
If I'm being totally honest... I lost points because I was nervous and I didn't know what the proper name for an outlet was.
Everyone I knew just called it "the plug"
I never got over it...
I also never got over the time my kindergarten teacher (Mrs Jackson) talked to me like I was retarded because on a worksheet we had to circle everything that started with the letter F and there was a group of sheep that I circled.
While she was talking slow and explaining sheep starts with the letter S... I was thinking: it's a FLOCK fffflock it starts with F
But I never spoke up.