🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO ECONOMIC CENSUS: MILLENNIAL DIVISION 🚨
🔎 Current Analysis:
✅ Marriage rate: Rugged.
✅ Children per capita: Statistically rare.
✅ Homeownership: Requires generational wealth, a heist, or Bitcoin at $100.
✅ Careers: Optional. Paycheck-to-paycheck DLC required.
📢 OFFICIAL FORT NAKAMOTO POLICY RESPONSE:
🏰 Fiat system confirmed as the real Great Depression.
🔥 We recommend immediate Bitcoin adoption & full exit from wage slavery.
🚀 Until then, keep stacking sats and opt out.
🔁 Repost before the housing market asks for your soul.
⚡ Zaps accepted as economic stimulus.
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