Forget the handful of lunatics who think they could take on an elephant or grizzly bear, we need to identify the ~30% of the population who aren’t confident they could take on a rat or a cat and win. 
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Far-right extremist musophobe bigots
Geese have way too much attitude for a neck that just begs to be strangulated
I'm surprised people are more afraid of a goose than a cat. Other than some bruises what could a goose do against a grown man? I mean I know better how to handle a cat but a goose has no claws, right? And certainly no fangs. I'd assume its biting pressure was also much less than a cat's.
I mean a rat could give you plague but it’s not like you should be concerned about not being able to take one in single combat. If it’s life and death just stomp on the bloody thing.
Beats me how so many people don’t believe they could defeat trivial foes