Something about the way that was framed made me think "this guy is doing denialism about a system that doesn't let everyone have a stable IP address." You use a lot of hyperbole and I wasn't seeing that your actual idea is kinda close enough since you could help all kinds of technologies decentralize and spread explosively.
I'm not sure why I was clinging so hard to my commie views in that argument though - I've long believed in solving this issue with a form of capitalism anyway, those types of crypto that natively support smart contracts for file storage and stuff. This would also massively help drug addicts keep phones & encourage charities to help them get free phones because it would be easier to make money on having a phone instead of pawning it