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I'm just trying to figure out which thread I'm in 🤣. Fruit and veg are the devil is popular and due for a reboot since we just did v4v zaps 👀🤭.

Easy to eat yes. But basically awful in every other way 😂. I say this as a former fat person who paid attention to all the things going in. The sugar is the part that was the biggest problem...this is coming from a person who loves bananas 😒. Clementines and mini sweet peppers were the heavy hitter healthy foods.

Ryan 1mo ago

I thought there was supposed to be a "sticking things in your butt" phase between v4v and devil veggies 🤔

Am I that out of touch 🤨

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node 1mo ago

Bananas boofing and v4v? 🤣

Ryan 1mo ago

Maybe the potassium absorbs better that way. Good shape too.

Noshole 1mo ago

It would be better to just stab yourself in an arm vein and smush banana into the wound.

I’m not a scientist, but if you tried to stick a banana up the bhole, it would smush. The consistency is not strong enough for boofing. Think more cucumber for that

Ryan 1mo ago

Cucumber appetizer with a banana finisher 🤣

Noshole 1mo ago

If you could make a hold in the cucumber and infuse the center with smushed banana, you could probably boof that 🤷‍♀️

Yarnlady 🧶 1mo ago

You have to go for the plantains, they're a bit more firm 😂😂

Yarnlady 🧶 1mo ago

Who needs probiotic poopsicles, we got bananas 🤭

MAHDOOD 1mo ago