Updates on my #permaculture #garden I planted 3 more fruit trees today. Apple, peach, and a tart cherry.
If you live near me, I apologize for the massive drought we are about to have.
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My neighbor hates trees. One of those giant useless green lawn people. Once told me they've spent around $20k removing trees from their property since they bought their house.
My new orchard is on that property line. Partially because that is where I have the space and partially because they aren't good neighbors. I want the visual screen and I want to get revenge for something they did.
Yesterday he approached me while planting.
Him: why you planting so many trees man?
Me in my most innocent tone: they're fruit trees.
Him after confused blinks: they're fruit trees?
Me: they make fruit
Him: :confused stare:
Me: you put them in your yard and you get free fruit.
Him: free fruit?
Me: Yeah, fruit is food so free food.
Him: you realize what a mess they'll be in 10 years dropping sticks everywhere?
Me: you realize they are a 30 year supply of the freshest fruit at the best prices?
He just shook his head and walked away.