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What can Chuck Norris do on nostr?
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a client to sign his notes. He types them out in plain text and computes the signature in his head.
Guess your private key after staying at a Holiday Inn Express
The reason LLMs are so good at vibe coding is that they're asking Chuck Norris for help behind the scenes
Chuck Norris doesn't just zap on Nostr, he lightning strikes.
Chuck Norris' nostr notes are transmitted directly to twitter, instagram and facebook.
And he hand writes them in his notebook
Chuck Norris is my signer. 
Chuck Norris slings zaps his own lightning node … with his MIND
Chuck Norris is satoshi
Chuck Norris knows how many followers he has.
Chuck Norris memorized his private key, because he memorized ALL the private keys.
He can divide by zero.
Land on runway 37.
And grow a beard in his fist.
His fist's beard is better than your beard.
Chuck Norris has a global feed
Chuck Norris once zapped a tweet of Elon Musk .. that's the reason why the latest Starship rocket blew up.
Chuck Norris has responded to every hot chick profile asking how his trade was going. He has had sex with every one of them.
Chuck Norris once wanted to zap a note of nostr:npub1rtlqca8r6auyaw5n5h3l5422dm4sry5dzfee4696fqe8s6qgudks7djtfs calling someone gay, but is wallet was empty. There are now 21 million btc + 10,000 sats.
Chuck Norris’ follower count is accurate.