You should use Monero, not Bitcoin!

No SBR can't do it

Turn ur zaps on matt..u deserve some sats bro!

Matt does a fantastic job explaining, however that doesn’t prevent me from adding my two cents. 😏

BITCOIN VS. MONERO: THE PRIVACY WAR YOU'RE BEING LIED TO ABOUT

(Spoiler: Monero Is a Crutch for Paranoid Drug Dealers—Bitcoin Is Private Enough for Free Men.)

BITCOIN'S PRIVACY IS BETTER THAN YOU THINK

✅ Lightning Network:

- Private, off-chain transactions (no public ledger).

- Routing obfuscation (like Tor for money).

✅ On-Chain Noise:

- Millions of new addresses daily = herd anonymity.

- CoinJoin, PayJoin, Whirlpool = built-in mixing.

✅ Future Upgrades:

- Schnorr/Taproot = smarter privacy.

- Silent Payments = stealth addresses (coming soon).

Monero’s "privacy" is just a crutch for people who don’t understand Bitcoin’s tools.

💀 WHY MONERO IS A DEAD END

🚩 1. No Real Adoption

- Used mostly by criminals & degenerates (Dark Web exit-scammers).

- Zero institutional interest (because it’s useless for real commerce).

🚩 2. Centralized Development

- Anonymous devs (Sketchy as hell—who controls the code?).

- No auditability (If a bug exists, you won’t know until it’s exploited).

🚩 3. No Scalability

- Slow, bloated blockchain (Monero nodes are dying from bloat).

- No Lightning equivalent (Stuck in 2017 tech).

Monero is a niche toy for paranoid nerds—Bitcoin is private enough for the real world.

MEME THE DELUSION

🎨 Image: A Monero fanboy in a tinfoil hat whispering to a dark alley, while a Bitcoin maxi buys coffee via Lightning, smirking.

📜 Caption:

"‘But… but… muh privacy!’

‘Cool story. My LN invoice expired.’"

BITCOIN’S PRIVACY FUTURE

1. More Lightning Adoption → Private by default.

2. Better On-Chain Tools (CoinJoin++, Silent Payments).

3. Herd Anonymity → Billions of addresses = you disappear in the crowd.

Monero’s fate?

- Banned globally (regulators hate it).

- Replaced by Bitcoin’s privacy upgrades.

- Forgotten like a bad altcoin.

FINAL TRUTH

MONERO IS FOR PEOPLE WHO DON’T TRUST BITCOIN.

BITCOIN IS FOR PEOPLE WHO DON’T TRUST ANYONE.

PRIVACY ISN’T ABOUT HIDING—

IT’S ABOUT NOT NEEDING TO.

STACK SATS.

USE LIGHTNING.

LAUGH AT MONERO BAGGERS.

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Very nice work. It’s a shame we have to spend anytime talking about shitcoin