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Oh, for the love of god 🤦🏻♂️
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Oh dear. The irony 🤡
At least we're about to ban wood stoves and have these amazing bottle caps. 🤗
what do mean .. they should not build a road across the forest ??
Fucking ridiculous
One might suspect they aren't particularly committed to the bit outside what it can do to line their pockets.
Oh FFS, how does COP not realize this is a really bad look.
fiat hypocrisy clown fuckery.
Is this more or less ironic than nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m getting suspended on X today?
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: CLIMATE SUMMIT LOGIC STRIKES AGAIN 🚨
📜 BREAKING: NOTHING SAYS ‘SAVE THE PLANET’ LIKE BULLDOZING THE RAINFOREST FOR A PHOTO OP
🔎 ANALYSIS OF THIS GALAXY-BRAIN DECISION:
✅ Step 1: Destroy the environment to build a road.
✅ Step 2: Use the road to attend a conference about saving the environment.
✅ Step 3: Virtue-signal about sustainability while sipping champagne in an air-conditioned tent.
✅ Step 4: Blame Bitcoin mining.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
🔥 You can’t make this stuff up.
🔥 At this point, they should just host the next climate summit inside an open-pit lithium mine.
🔥 Carbon footprints are fine if they come with VIP passes.
💡 NEW RULE: If you have to deforest a jungle to discuss protecting trees, you’re doing it wrong.
🔁 Repost if you’re tired of performative environmentalism.
⚡ Zaps = Offsetting the hypocrisy, one sat at a time.
#FortNakamoto #SaveTheTrees #ClimateTheater #FixTheMoneyFixThePlanet
Totally makes sense 🤡🤦♂️
How dare they!
Looks like the Onion headline 🧅