here the pitch video
https://blossom.primal.net/930c3cc64c4393fb1a9772dc0d77350bd18156d0ed8846d16fe35e4e48c548af.mov
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i recorded this video to have a conversation with nostr:nprofile1qqs8d3c64cayj8canmky0jap0c3fekjpzwsthdhx4cthd4my8c5u47spzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wvh8xmmrd9skctcpr4mhxue69uhkummnw3ez6ur4vgh8wetvd3hhyer9wghxuet5wf4zwp and nostr:nprofile1qqsgydql3q4ka27d9wnlrmus4tvkrnc8ftc4h8h5fgyln54gl0a7dgspzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgqg4waehxw309aex2mrp0yhx6mmnw3ezuur4vgm3l90s
adding here in the thread bc maybe you can help nostr:nprofile1qqsq3ppke5pel7ysw3rgl5e8lt8ky7zwavm5jrs2zx9tnu2vn5nydnqpzdmhxue69uhhqatjwpkx2urpvuhx2ue0qyvhwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnvdecxj7r9d3ejucm0d5hscxrven
thank you
JFC, stop begging already.
i wonโt stop till get what i want
Good luck with that.
Please ser I too went to prison, can I have bitcoin without adding value?
Wow I mean big goals but if you can turn the military complex into farm share it should pretty much solve the need for agriculture funding.
I do have to say I like eating livestock and when done regeneratively they provide a great recycling of nutrients back into the soil.
Raising 31 BTC to hire โdevsโ and pay yourself but you havenโt even vibe coded a demo yet? ๐คฃ
any grant over 20M sats to any Nostr dev has usually ended in disaster
Imagine attempting to raise a double digit amount of wholecorns and not even building the best Nostr app that ever existed.
are you fucking kidding me?
of course i did it
the board has the final proposal they need to get funded by monday
iโm glad you support my big goal
tax first
no bitcoin if you donโt mine it
yes it does. POW
You promoted a shitcoin, girl.
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of course not. UNIVERSAL BANK is on top of BITCOIN
UNIVERSAL BANK = โฟITCOIN BANK
what part you donโt understand?
Why donโt we start at the top?
What *exactly* would you do with 31 BTC if you magically received it today?
Detail every step.
* click on the bubble, scroll up and start at the top
1st of all: taking a flight to SF today
You lost me at โunite all Nostr clientsโ LOL.
i mean all nostr apps
unite all apps
๐
thanks for the recognition
we need to transform it into reputation
thatโs everything app
when i say i need Jack's support
i mean: i need nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m support NOW
He just might not be that into you.
but this is for the greater good
Weโve heard that one before.
I need 32 BTC for an even greater good tho ๐ฅบ
I need 33 BTC pls fund I promise it will buy me a greater good lambo.
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Oh, he might not be that into meโฆ or maybe heโs just playing hard to get because he knows iโm worth the extra effortโand who can resist a little fun with the greater good on the line?
you have to ask him that
nostr:nprofile1qqsgydql3q4ka27d9wnlrmus4tvkrnc8ftc4h8h5fgyln54gl0a7dgspz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduq3vamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwwpexjmtpdshxuet5uncanx i need YOU NOW
nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m can you bring me back?
if you need to ask US IT
itโs OK. we can walk them there together and then we can finish this up. righ now
what do you say?
should i check with mark?
when i said i needed that code, i meant i need it from you right now.
iโll wait if you need to call mark to get it.
see nostr:nprofile1qqsgydql3q4ka27d9wnlrmus4tvkrnc8ftc4h8h5fgyln54gl0a7dgspzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgqfnwaehxw309ah8wcewwpexjmtpdshxuet59ashjan2d3jkjmrd0qcxzmphdge8qut5xg68zetyx9arwcfcwvmu86vm
when i said i needed to get access to that drive, what i meant was i need YOU to get me access to that drive.
again, if you need to get that from US IT, itโs okay
we can walk there together and then finish this up.
NOW. what do you say?
i have THE solution
all BIG-TECH BITCOIN
EVERYTHING APP
all BIG-TECH supporting US
all BIG-TECH supporting BITCOIN
this will serve US
we fix payment issues and avoid not only double spending, as Satoshi said, but also double taxation.
Together, we govern the new world order.
BITCOIN ECONOMY
BITCOIN POLITICS
BITCOIN INTEL
if you need to go down to IT to get that approval, letโs walk in there together so we can wrap this up right now.
as i said to BILL GATES
is Sergey Brin here?
you all know my story trying to connect with Tim Cook
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copy of the email
solution:
BIG-TECH BITCOIN
Hookers and blow
every night
Hookers and blow are fun at first... But EVERY night? Oh jeez.
I'd fix my life
Throw some money at people I love
No one would ever hear from me again
Have a yacht just to take my servers on a permanent international waters trip
I was entirely joking.
But a yacht? Are you serious? Every material thing gets old quick.
I wouldnโt throw money at anybody but Iโd volunteer to help get them started with something of their own
Well how else am I supposed to keep my servers from being sized because they're in violation of local laws?
deploy โฟitcoin โฟank
Why? Who runs this bank? What purpose does it serve?
we the people
to pay all of us
we the people
well-being economy
So, in conclusion:
โ Jack and/or Ross gives you 31 BTC
โ You pay all the Nostr devs to unite
โ We all own a โฟitcoin โฟank together
โ Evertone gets paid, somehow
โ TRUST ME, bro
I mean, with logic like that, what could possibly go wrong?
democratize resources for everyone
How, exactly? You only talk in riddles.
๐
always with respect
do you find it hard to ask for what you want?