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Just started a bitcoin business and went to open a strike account and got rejected. Tried to open a River account rejected.

Bank of America opened an account for me literally hours after I created my business. They opened it the same day I created the company.

I had to wait days for strike to deny me.

How the fuck is a fiat bank going to provide better service than the 2 bitcoin companies that everyone recommends?!?

Guess I will have to buy bitcoin from Coinbase or some shit.

Step your game up baby face.

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Kailyn Willms 6mo ago

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How up baby to had service open Tried company.

I account bitcoin went my after created for or opened have to bank business. River got the bitcoin recommends?!?

Guess is rejected.

Bank to your for it

ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ ᴏꜰ ᴍʟᴇᴋᴜ 6mo ago

the regulations are designed to disfavor them.

sole traders are free to do whatever they want but the more people you need, the more you need to lick boots.

i'm just glad my trade is a sole trader category. everyone outside of that is cucked.

Wondrej 6mo ago

lol, maybe some specific problem?

I opened Strike account within a hour from Europe 😆

You need to be some type of OG Mafia or I don’t know 🤣🤣🤣

:P 6mo ago

I have an individual account, they will not let me open a business account because it’s too “new”

ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ ᴏꜰ ᴍʟᴇᴋᴜ 6mo ago

fuck babyface. all words no talk.

ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ ᴏꜰ ᴍʟᴇᴋᴜ 6mo ago 💬 1

meanwhile, you had the sats to deposit, with zero permission required from Satoshi or anyone.

fuck mallers. he has lost his way.

Marc 6mo ago

I've always found bitcoin attractive because it does not require permission from a trusted third party to use it.

I knew houses would appreciate when you could still buy a house in California for 100k.

The problem was that I could not get permission to buy a house.

I know people who accept bitcoin at brick and mortar businesses using Aqua Wallet. That's powerful.

Digital signatures are more powerful than meatspace signatures.

‎לופֿטמענטש 6mo ago

Hear, hear!

Wondrej 6mo ago

Oh, I misunderstood you 😆 classic, I'm a stupid asshole, never mind 🥹.

You're still that kind of the mafia guy imo 😆

Nic ⛄ 6mo ago

No business --> no money

No money --> no bank account

No bank account --> no business

How much of this issue is regulation that advantages the established banks, and how much of this is poor policy from Strike?

:P 6mo ago

The bank opened an account for me with just an EIN and partnership agreement.

Strike asked for way more information and ultimately denied the business on its own discretion.

Nic ⛄ 6mo ago

Interesting, so definitely an internal policy issue.

I had a similar experience opening an account to buy Bitcoin for my business, between Shakepay & Bull Bitcoin.

Bull Bitcoin had less hurdles to go through. While I like the Shakepay UI, Bull Bitcoin just had much less friction.

cloud fodder 6mo ago

what bank did you use w strike?

:P 6mo ago

Not sure what you mean? They wouldn’t let me open a business account so I couldn’t link any bank

kidwarp 6mo ago

Boa was the only bank that would give my fresh bitcoin mine llc a bank account over a decade ago…

ShiShi21m 6mo ago

Buy Bitcoin using RoboSats then hold those Bitcoins in a wallet with good UTXO management features for your business needs.

Wasssaaaa 6mo ago

Babyface 😂😂

Russo 6mo ago

Strike, cashapps and co are worst than fiat banks, wolfs on sheeps skins 👀

no₿ody™ 🧱 6mo ago

What’s the business though 🤩

:P 6mo ago

😝

₿oniz23⚡️🏴‍☠️🇮🇹 6mo ago

🤔🤔🤔🤔

M0053 6mo ago

I've found Krackin to be pretty reliable, pretty easy to get set up. At least for the buying Bitcoin part you're talking about.

:P 6mo ago

Will add them to the queue

Clarkian 6mo ago

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jack mallers 6mo ago

happy to help. can you DM me the business name or the email you used to register?

Earnest Holden 6mo ago

@Brian Moynihan, this up-start guy is trying to steal your client by reaching out directly on nostr.

Brian?

You there?

:P 6mo ago

I’m literally going to use the first exchange / company that gets my account setup 😝

:P 6mo ago

Dm sent

6mo ago

Not sure why you’d want this guy as a customer

zhou caixu 6mo ago

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btconboard #LNHANCE or #CTV 6mo ago

Selfishly asking, why would you use River or Strike and not self custody with BTCPayServer? To enable fiat payments?

:P 6mo ago

I need to turn cash into bitcoin. I have no issues accepting bitcoin.

btconboard #LNHANCE or #CTV 6mo ago

Selfishly asking, why use River or Strike and not self custody and BTCPayServer? To enable buying BTC and fiat payments?