2025 is almost over. Has anyone made a laundry or dishes simulator yet? I feel like they’re almost out of mundane daily tasks to make into games.

I don’t know about you, but I would much rather play a dishes simulator game than actually do the dishes.

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need AI to handle this instead of art

Agreed. I need gifts for people I don’t like

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https://steamcommunity.com/app/3445340/

Amazing 👏🏼🥪

Dishes are objectively the worst house chore

Agreed.

I’d rather clean the cats litter box… well maybe not that bad lol

Sink is perpetually overflowing. Paper plate maximalists stay winning.

I lived this way until the health influencers told me plastic is bad😭

Everything is bad, do what’s right for you. I’ve given in and have become a coke addict recently. It feels so good.

(The soda not nose beers).

All that high fructose corn syrup

Mexican Coke 🔥

Not to be the bearer of bad news, but there is a decent chance this is what your waterlines look like. Depends on the year and location your house was built in. Your balls are rekt.

Dishwasher homie

I won’t use it

Why not

I feel like every time I use it, the dishes are completely clean and there’s always at least 1 thing I gotta rewash by hand. I don’t trust it anymore

Aren’t * damnit lol

Yeah but as a man I’m happy with 95% of that I don’t have to do

Literally same. I pulled a skillet out once and there was still some grease on it. Had to rewash. Then I end up wasting more time inspecting how clean everything is when I could’ve just used that time to clean dishes like a poor person (or a monero bro).

Liked for the bit at the end

👀😂

If you have kids it still sucks ass

Agreed. The dishwasher is one of the greatest human inventions.

Disagree. They do a subpar job compared to human hands

I used to think that too until I learned a couple tips. Now I could never go back.

I don’t wanna lol. Also, we try to be minimalistic with our dishes so we don’t have a bunch of backups we can use while the dishwasher is doing its thing

I agree on the dish minimalism 💯 its why I actually like the machine. Wake up every morning to fresh dishes ✨

What tips

1. Dishwashers in North America don't work well due to our 120V power. You often end up washing with cold water for that reason, not enough watts to get the water to the proper temperature. The cleaning agents & enzymes in the detergent require heat to do their job. Prior to starting the machine I run the hot water tap, flushing the cold water from the line.

2. I have hard water in my location. I put a ½ a cup of vinegar in every load now. It helps the cleaning work better, and stops scale from building up in the machine and making it less efficient.

Once I started doing this I've never had issues.

Will try thanks 🙏🫡

washing by hand is actually pleasant

Do you use just vinegar or do you also use soap?

Both. I have a small container that sits in the bottom rack, the vinegar goes there. Avoid the detergent tabs too, powder is better. You want soap for the prewash to be more effective, with tabs that doesn't happen.

You want soap in both parts.

Here's a video all about dishwashers

https://youtu.be/jHP942Livy0

He also has a more recent one for a good powder detergent to use.

Preach nos

Yes they are. Helps when everybody has their own color of plates and bowls. Also one pot meals

That is actually genius. I could use other plates and they’ll clean my dishes for me 😂

I hate cleaning the bathroom

It’s kind of satisfying after though because you don’t do it so damn often

But when you know the dishes you just cleaned are gonna need to be cleaned again in 4 hours you start to hate your life

😂

I hate putting them away more than washing them

I use half of them before I start putting them away. That way I do less work 😂

It is satisfying

Hard ACK

Sounds fun as hell.

Could wrap it all up in one as

“Housewife : Simulator “

You have to get laundry done, dishes, clean the house, bathe the children and have dinner made, all before Husband gets home from his Office Job where he sits all day, and sleeps with the secretary.

Could have cool 1950’s aesthetics

Never bundle what you can separate and mark up 😂🫂

5 Steam games that are each 9.99

You have to pay $4.99 to level up your sponges 😂

Oh god the DLC, that’s were all the money is.

Actual Housewives Simulator

Free to play.

Expensive to win.

For 69.99 you can get a maid…

Well, they do have both dishes, and laundry in The Sims 4... it's quite fun as whenever they change clothes, they leave a bundle on the floor if there isn't a basket close enough, or if it's full.

That way, I can do laundry by clicking and dragging it to the laundry machine, but then I need to tell a Sim to start it. The dishes I can just drag to the sink and they get done. 🤗

Yes, way more fun than real ones!

I legit was telling my wife last night about how easy it'd be to knock out a wall and move it 6 inches back in minecraft last night and lamenting the geometry of the bedroom as we were trying to put a chair in to get at least one of the dogs to sleep outside of our bed...

Anyway, yea, got you covered: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2747780/Dishwashing_Simulator/

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.AkhirPekan.LaundrySimulator&hl=en_US

Omg lolol that is amazing

It is. If rule 34 says that if it exists, there is porn of it, then would it be rule 35 that says if exists, there is a game of it?

Who do I talk to for the official numbering here?

Stop blowing my mind dude

My bad, gotta be mindful of that refractory period after blowing someone's mind before blowing it again.

It's COOP!!!!!!!!!!! 👀

Omg bahahaha, this one looks fun

would dishwasher solve this? Or are you looking for a start to finish type of dishwashing where you do not need to put the dishes into the dishwasher and it will go to the dishwasher by itself? lol

Hopefully Santa is listening and perhaps this tech is available 😂

We have a dishwasher, I just don’t like it lol

The English 🤭

he is from china 🤣

😂😂😂

What is it you don't like about it? I love mine. Recently had a time without one.. Hated that time.

I always have to check it’s worth

My conspiracy theory is that simulators are collecting data for robot maids. And I'm here for it.

Omg hi

👋 howdy!

Are you coming back now or is this a one day thing?

🤷

You ARE still alive!

Yes! My hiatus has been good 🤗🧡

And you have been missed.

Robot maids you say 👀. So ready for a Rosie 🤖

Right! Think of all the knitting we can do instead of dishes!

Amen to that. And the robot that does a shower and laundry on you while you're wearing it 🤌. Forget flying cars.

It’s all a simulation

Dishes are the only way to fly

Actually I do not have a dishwasher since I moved into the current appartment. But once the brain got it that this is a normal task to do after cooking, it is not that bothersome anymore.

Setup to create a dishwasher game:

0. heat up water in a other pan

1. cut some onions

2. put some oil in your pan

3. frie the onions

4. add pelati tomato

5. add salt and pepper and best some oregano

6. put salt into boiling water

7. put spaghetti into salted boiling water

8. get rid of that water when spaghetti is aldente

9. mix the in the tomatosauce into the pasta and add olive oil

10. put it in your plate and add parmegiano or grana padano

11. eat

and zac you just created your personal dish wash simulator. You are ready to go 😉