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Yes! My hiatus has been good 🤗🧡

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Yarnlady 🧶

Probiotic boofing, knots vs core, meat meat meat, religion?, flat earth, bitcoins vs sats, one sat zaps are lame, one sat zaps are good, v4v brooooo, googly eyes, and now Santa hats again. Also nostr is ded.

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Are you coming back now or is this a one day thing?

🤷

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Duh

I haven't smoked in centuries

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Corn Beef Hash is the official food of Bitcoiners

it has corn, it has dead beef, it has hash. It has it all!

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Kajoozie Maflingo

you're full of shit companion.

Rice and gravy? You mean stir fry?

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Corny Chat was born at timestamp 1702506180, also known as December 13, 2023

Here is the legendary badge event JSON

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Oh! Hey! It's me 😊

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Kajoozie Maflingo

name a type of food that's better than rice and gravy.

you're wrong.

never heard of it

What did I miss?

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Let's reconsider BIP-119

Mostly harmless.

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:P

🐠 🐡🪼🪸🐚🏄💀 🐢🦀🐙🦑💨 🌊

bro that's sick

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Sergio

Ngl, I only know who Sydney Sweeney is because of the memes. Couldn't give a damn who she was before then.

Same. I didn't even recognize her in the GQ meme 😂

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I wish I could pop my eyeballs out of my face, put them in the fridge for a half hour, and then put them back in.

You sound high

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Omg hi

👋 howdy!

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Yarnlady 🧶

Robot maids you say 👀. So ready for a Rosie 🤖

Right! Think of all the knitting we can do instead of dishes!

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2025 is almost over. Has anyone made a laundry or dishes simulator yet? I feel like they’re almost out of mundane daily tasks to make into games.

I don’t know about you, but I would much rather play a dishes simulator game than actually do the dishes.

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My conspiracy theory is that simulators are collecting data for robot maids. And I'm here for it.

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deeznuts

GM!!

Government? I thought we were an autonomous collective.

sub sat summer is getting hot 🫠 #SubSatSummer

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SuiGenerisJohn

I'm almost done with this invisalign, I'm going to be beautiful again.

You were always beautiful!

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Official statement: "The government shouldn't be tyrannically, so we banned tyranny. We're pretty sure this will work."

BREAKING NEWS: The Czech Government BANS tyranny!

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No way lol. I can just buy an orange dress

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7_WDzPyoqU

Sounds like a good business. Orange weddings.

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BITKARROT

Hey, Bitcoin Mines Should NOT be within earshot of houses, this is wrong. 🤯 Even animals are dying from the 24/7 screeching sound....at least put dampers on the sound?

The reading of 100dbs was a screenshot.

Nonetheless, there's definitely some engineering that needs to be done to have this be no factor. Especially if bitcoiners are saying that hydroelectric mining startups in African is a good idea. Maybe 2PIC?

provocative

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I've got a new idea for how the US can pay down the national debt.

Alls it's gotta do is setup some new tariffs on the federal reserve. Like 100% should do it. That's less then the plan for China and it'd work wonders to cut the national debt Pronto.

That's how this works right?

That should do the trick! Like diesel in a gasser! Works ever time! Stupid scientists don't know what they are talking about

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