You ARE still alive!

Probiotic boofing, knots vs core, meat meat meat, religion?, flat earth, bitcoins vs sats, one sat zaps are lame, one sat zaps are good, v4v brooooo, googly eyes, and now Santa hats again. Also nostr is ded.

Are you coming back now or is this a one day thing?

Duh

Corn Beef Hash is the official food of Bitcoiners

you're full of shit companion.

Corny Chat was born at timestamp 1702506180, also known as December 13, 2023

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name a type of food that's better than rice and gravy.

you're wrong.

Let's reconsider BIP-119

🐠 🐡🪼🪸🐚🏄💀 🐢🦀🐙🦑💨 🌊

Ngl, I only know who Sydney Sweeney is because of the memes. Couldn't give a damn who she was before then.

I wish I could pop my eyeballs out of my face, put them in the fridge for a half hour, and then put them back in.

Omg hi

Robot maids you say 👀. So ready for a Rosie 🤖

2025 is almost over. Has anyone made a laundry or dishes simulator yet? I feel like they’re almost out of mundane daily tasks to make into games.

I don’t know about you, but I would much rather play a dishes simulator game than actually do the dishes.

I'm almost done with this invisalign, I'm going to be beautiful again.

No way lol. I can just buy an orange dress

I've got a new idea for how the US can pay down the national debt.

Alls it's gotta do is setup some new tariffs on the federal reserve. Like 100% should do it. That's less then the plan for China and it'd work wonders to cut the national debt Pronto.

That's how this works right?

Another year married🥰

Happy anniversary nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx !

Yay!! I wish I could remember what it was that they wanted me to do that made me say nah.

Stay out of my head!!! In my dream last night, I was getting kicked off a cruise ship because I wouldn't comply with some dumb rule...

I’m getting kind of good at it

COME HOME

I slept in the kitchen last night

That’s YOU bitch. Where have you been we don’t even know you anymore?

Random selfie because I left the house🤷‍♀️

UTXO Diggers

Cowbell

Come back bitch

I went from 0 cooking to cooking every meal at home in the last 3 months. This is largely due to the help of nostr:npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl and nostr:npub1hgvtv4zn2l8l3ef34n87r4sf5s00xq3lhgr3mvwt7kn8gjxpjprqc89jnv . Yayyy to women helping other women be more womanly 👏.

My husband is the happiest with these changes. He said he wants to buy me some nice cooking stuff to support me in my kitchen endeavors.

After so many grease stains ruined my clothes, I decided an apron would be a nice start. When I sent him the link, he gave me a hard no.

Please go and convince nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx to buy me my dream apron. Thank you.

Trying something new tonight. #cigarstr