Just imagining what the other guy will need to do to get the news cycle back…

Anything other than us playing football really.

What about a lone wolf shooter in the crowd?

We swap around Kane and Pickford, we’ll confuse them and they end up scoring an own goal.

It's going to be banging, such an opportunity for conspiracy artists too.

The one and only Jimmy Hill

Haha!

Well this is exciting…

Or he has a flashback to Vietnam, grabs an agent’s pistol and shoots Kamala Harris shouting Viet Cong!

I see that chin and raise you....

With luck england can bore spain to sleep and then sneak a goal in.

Biden’s going to have to do something seriously far out to get the news cycle back on him.

Maybe we he could get some aliens to back his campaign?

That’s a relief, I hate not being up on things. Welcome aboard anyway!

Trying to find the hottest take on current events…

Although not trying particularly hard tbh.

Everyone seems to like you here. Who are you?

A big time sailor I think.

Fist - check

Flag - check

Damn, with these recent events looks like I’ll be scuppered again!

Good night!

If someone got scraped on the ear by a bullet, wouldn’t a bit of the ear be missing?

I’ve never tried to shoot someone’s ear off so don’t know.

I could do a DJ set with Trump spitting bars….