No, I'm early. You're late.

What bar? Who goes to bars? Gross.

Don't... Just don't.

Mouse has been a spouse for 12 years at this point.

Yes. Yes, they are, Gary.

Not even if you're engaged.

Been there, was a disaster. Statistics bear this out.

Ew. No. Gosh no. That's really effing dumb.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtiCO_7__5Q

The original song is much older than Spike Jones, but this is my favorite version.

No coffee, haven't had a drink for over a week, and try not to have too many processed foods...

Wasn't hammies this time. Quads and then, super-weirdly, the heads of the muscles under my knee caps. I don't think I've ever had that happen before. Really, really odd and painful feeling.

So, I managed to get out of bed without triggering another round of cramps, got to my honey, and took about a teaspoon full of honey. I can't say that it was the exact reason, or if the cramps have passed on their own, but I'm feeling better now are well try to sleep, again.

Thanks for the suggestions, everyone!

Ordered the pills and the minerals.

I drink a lot of water at work, where they have some kind of filtered water dispenser. I have to find out if it's an RO system, because if it is, that might explain a few other things...

Thanks.

Gives a knew meaning to gin n' juice...

I do. But... Yes, we have no bandanas!

I think you might be in the right age range to get that reference...

It sure looks like I have to get some magnesium.

I probably drank 1/2 cup of pickle juice straight from the jar earlier when I felt the twinges start a couple of hours ago... I love pickle juice.

I might take some honey now. Thank you.

Oh. I don't eat mustard. But I do think some pickling mixed have turmeric.

Hmmm... Mehbe you're on to something.

Girls with guns? In Tokyo?

Now I have a reason to visit Tokyo. (I generally never want to visit big cities when I travel.)