Bank: Do you want to open an account for your kids?
Me: Lol do you notice how I barely keep anything in my account because I know you are allowed to have 0.0% reserves in your empty vault.
Bank: Sir, that is false.
Me: Oh it is. Here’s my sauce.
Bank: Sauce?
Me: Proof, no piss off and realize we don’t need you anymore thanks to #Bitcoin. Close my accounts and have a nice day.
Bank: Well that will take at least 3 business days.
Me: 😂😂😂
Hopefully sooner rather than later
Blatant lie! Energy bill went up 70% clowns
Highly recommend this substack breaking down the Origins of the Knights Templar!!
2 minutes!! Letssss go
Wild!
Nostr is killing it! Truly amazing. Thank you for the ⚡️
All of us here want the chains to be broken from this debt slave system. All of us here want to live freely and have financial sovereignty. All of us here want future generations to thrive and be as creative as possible. All of us here will stop at nothing to accomplish this goal. I applaud all of you and will stand until the very end with each of you to free the world! #Bitcoin only and God bless each one of you.
Fix the money, end the war. Peace, love and #Bitcoin is our only way forward!
My son received dirty fiat for his birthday and said “Dad, please don’t turn this into #bitcoin.” 😂😂 too late my boy! You will thank me later.
@jack when blue sky?
32 And you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.” (John 8:32 NLT)
#Bitcoin is your truth, it is your tool, it is your way out!!
NOSTRGRAM UPDATE - IMAGE GALLERY, MOBILE LN PAYMENTS AND MORE!
This update is a pretty big one Nogs! You'll find a list of update below.
Haven't tried NostrGram yet? Check it out at https://nostrgram.co/
Already in NostrGram? Reload the page to access the update.
WHAT'S NEW:
1. First up, we have Image Galleries. If you paste image urls one after another in a note, rather than showing the images on top of each other, NostrGram now puts them images into a scrollable gallery that looks like this:

s/o #[0] for the idea
2. Next up, LN payments are now supported on mobile. If you're using a mobile browser that supports an extension like Alby you will see one button ("Pay Invoice") that will launch payment through that extension. However, if you don't have a webln extension but *do* have a Lightning wallet installed on your device (such as Wallet of Satoshi) that intercepts "lightning:" links, click the new button that says "Open Wallet". Your wallet app will open automatically with the invoice ready to pay.
Along with that update, the satoshis (sats) symbol is now displayed next to any sats amount. Here's an image of the invoice and the new sats symbol (s/o #[1] for creating the symbol!)

3. Updating of note stats are more efficient now, particularly so if you're running on a large screen in multi-column mode.
4. You can now disable password protection (some people have requested this). It's highly recommended you use a Nip07 extension and *not* paste your private key into NostrGram, but if you like to live and wild side and don't want to use a password either (edgy!) you can now disable in under the Advanced Settings heading of the Settings menu (also not recommended, but I also believe in your right to live dangerously).
5. Two updates for Direct Messages:
* Clicking on the contact's image in the Senders list now opens the person's profile page.
* There's a new "Find Contact" box at the bottom of the sender list. Use that to filter for specific contacts. It filters the senders list as you type.
6. Media upload stats for NostrGram are now shown in the lower-left corner of the Media Uploads pop-up window (that's mostly for me so I didn't have to keep running it manually in the shell lol). But if you're curious about how many uploads (and of what kind) have been uploaded so far, you'll find it there.
7. I added a "Details" and a "Reload" button to the system messages pop-up to make it easier to read the informational note regarding future updates (click Details) or reload the page to access the update (Reload). You'll see this pop-up in the next update.
8. I fixed a number of bugs in this update:
* FIXED: New reactions in notifications weren't always grouping as they came in
* FIXED: Couldn't copy LN invoices or addresses on mobile
* FIXED: Sometimes the newest message sender wasn't sorted to the top of Direct Messages.
* FIXED: Some full text searches weren't going through due to some old code from the previous database setup.
* FIXED: Tagging a pubkey in Direct Messages didn't work. It always tagged the person you were sending the message to.
Zapped ⚡️ thank you for all your hard work
Stable Coin Traders….lol your in the wrong place for this shit. Just responding to everyone with this garbage. 🤡
#Bitcoin is the life raft which so many are ignoring due to not feeling comfortable to step out of the matrix. It is a mind game and even though I constantly get “that does make sense” and “the FED is the problem.”
Okay so do you have bitcoin or do you want to start?
No, I have cash stored at home.
Da fuck are you talking about? Fuck it, NGMI. I will be here until the end
