Time for sleep. 💤

Ok now I’m done

Excuse me I am nowhere near done being inappropriate or “pumping hard” whatever it is you kids are doing you think is so special

That’s what they all say 😜

Yeah I was having more fun going one by one then some guys blows his load prematurely and all of a sudden the party’s over 🤦🏼 for shame

See we don’t lack imagination! 😂

Yeahhhh 🤣😂

But wait, there’s more…

Disco stick

The Dicktator

Cocktapus

Clam hammer

Cave hunter

The blue-veined aristocrat

Atomic turtle

Action Jackson

Mutton dagger

Yogurt slinger

Meat scepter

Wedding wrecker

Spam javelin

Tuna torpedo

Dora the explorer

Vagina miner

Jurassic Pork

Tiny Tim

The bone ranger

Woody Womb Pecker

Ok so here’s some male terms;

Womb broom

Womb Raider

Weapon of Ass Destruction

Vlad the Impaler

Uncle Reamus

Trouser Snake

Tan Banana

Sex Pistol

Russell the one-eyed muscle

One-eyed monster

One-eyed trouser trout

Rumpleforeskin

Richard and the twins

Purple helmeted warrior of love

Puff the one-eyed dragon

Prince Everhard of the Netherlands

Pleasure Pump

Moby Dick

Lord Hardwick

Long dong silver

Lap Rocket

Knobgoblin

King Dong

Justin-in beaver

Herman von longschlongenstein

Heat seeking moisture missile

Frank n’ beans

Fuck puppet

Excalibur

Energizer Bunny

So they coin terms and curate instruction manuals. Pretty standard.

I didn’t come up with that one. You posted it. 🤣

Women lack imagination

Why do women have all these names but men don’t?

OMG 🤣😂 I don’t think I will say PV ever again!

Me, every single Monday morning 😂

#manicmonday

So I was standing in line at the bank…