Ironically enough I have garlic breath this morning. nostr:npub1h50pnxqw9jg7dhr906fvy4mze2yzawf895jhnc3p7qmljdugm6gsrurqev and nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4 inspired me to get WingStop because they have THE best Ranch on the planet and some damn good Cajun dry-rub wings!
Good Garlic 🧄…I mean morning☀️!
Awesome! Good first start. I see the channel. 🙌
You should probably also connect to @lightningwatch on Telegram, it’s a bot that keeps an eye on your node and alerts you of downtime. It was created by #nostr user nostr:npub10rrv9ky5fwzf4s8cylqe2pn5jpxlslxy7svkmskjw5ks5yw67x5qvz4zhg also in the #nodestrich group. 
So dumb question…I entered 100k and I see the capacity as 100k, but why is the remote balance less? Do I need to account for the fee/channel open-close when calculating the liquidity I want?
And now we need a downvote button…or negative zaps!
Well….Doug@Garlic sounds perfect! ha
have profiles stopped displaying NIP-05 now? nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s 🤔👀
No Nips?!?!?! 😆
Okay, I just added you as a peer. You can find my node ID (Tor address) here and try opening a channel. It will have to be less than the total amount in your on-chain wallet to leave sats available for channel opening and closing fees. This is a good time to open since mempool fees are low. Make sure you manually set the fee rate to avoid overpaying.
https://amboss.space/node/022ea68ac7588959a6a4829a5ff176c296329d614b90b3f5f4456b5d6130ea50f6
Ok, it looks like it’s opening for 100k sats, so let’s see what happens. Happy to increase that to sizable channel once I figure out what is going on with my node. Appreciate it brother! 🤙
True, but also as people get more into it and the tech does evolve, it has to trend this direction. I can see projects like what nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m and nostr:npub1az9xj85cmxv8e9j9y80lvqp97crsqdu2fpu3srwthd99qfu9qsgstam8y8 are working on moving towards an “Apple-like” self custody/hosting solution.
nostr:note14wtv2t0ajuyp85up3trv3kyl5e05wlmrn0qpmda6ux3nppk4c5ksgxz2m3Don’t hate me Boston, but Bird B with the shading of Bird A (aka a bigger bird because we ain’t Tweeterville) and a more Garlicky Garlic on A. Other than that…
STRAIGHT 🧄🔥🦾
✌️💜🤙🧄
What is this fishes favorite part of a Rock song?
…the Gar Lic! 😎
Get it? #Garlic #DadJokes 
Apparently I missed out on a good meme!
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Yeah, no-one outside us early adopters and nerds will want to use it if this is so complex. I don’t care how convincing we are of the ideology if the technology is too difficult to use. I work in IT and I am telling you, the Computer Chair Interface is nothing more than a dumb hub…the average user doesn’t like hard. They struggle with opening a word document or remembering their email password or sometimes even creating calendar invites. This must be so simple a toddler can do it. Think Apple. How can we expect worldwide adoption or reserve currency when we can’t get the world to adopt it because the complexity of it is too much?
Thanks, seems easy….until I try it. Just not my night. Time for bed I guess.