That clown would be nostricized so quick. He’d be lucky to get even one sat zap
How many Nostriches goin to Bitcoin Miami?
I’d imagine we’ll have a nice chunk of the crowd by then but who knows 🤷♂️
Bring it on 💪⚡️
Nice homage to the one that helped humanity for so long
Mountain biking is pretty sick. Paragliding next 🪂
THE NOSTR REPORT
CALM BEFORE THE ZAP-STORM
Feb 26, 2023
Block Height: 778,432
Moscow Time: 42:45 ⚡/ $
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🎙️Quote of the Day🎙️
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“the entire point of bitcoin is a system that obsoletes corrupt regulators
it does not matter what gensler thinks about bitcoin, what matters is he cannot stop it even if he wanted” 🤌
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🚨Headline Nostr News🚨
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#[2] shows off the new Damus build getting submitted to the iOS App store, bringing Zaps to all Damus users! Big improvements will be seen in the Notifications tab, and the ability to customize zaps. A new bookmark feature was also added! 💜
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#[4] notes all of the zapping on Damus so far has been only from TestFlight users, and says, “Things are about to get wild ⚡”
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#[6] - Nostr Pleb Spaces is now officially Nostr Nests, because… well, 🖕 Twitter. New features include the ability to link your npub, and improved audio. If you were a Nostr Pleb Spaces user before, you will have to recreate your rooms. 🪺
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#[8] Bitcoin mining difficulty at new all time high, up by nearly 10% 📈
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#[10] reminds us to not forget to try the Nostr Classifieds https://nostr.bitejo.com/ We would have preferred “Satoshi’s List”, but we know CSW would have been all on top of that! 📜
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🏝️Nostrica Update🏝️
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#[12] gives some important reminders for those attending Nostrica in-person.
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#[14] Get some Nostrica gear! New designs 🔥
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#[16] Reminder that in-person attendance IS FULL. If your plans have changed please contact the Nostrica account and let them know so they can free up those spaces for others.
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💻nostr Tech💻
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#[18] Amethyst adds NIP09 event deletion support for notes, likes, boosts, and reports. 🗒️👍🚀🗞️
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#[20] announces that Nostrgram adds user lists! 🔥 But … wtf are “Nogs?” 🥚
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Uselessshit.co rolling out NIp-05 identifiers “yourname@nostrich.love” https://uselessshit.co/nostr/nip-05/
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⚡nostr Business⚡
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#[23] As mempool clears once again, Zoltan declares 🥱 “Bordinals are officially dead.” They always have been, sir, they always have been. 🫡
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#[25] tells us that over 1BTC has been ⚡️zapped ⚡️around nostr. “The lightning network is going to need to expand 100X from here to grow with Nostr.” 🧨
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See our Op-Ed by #[27] on the Lightning Network, and his views on self-custody. ⚡️🕸️ #[28]
#[29] Why “providing value” is not a guarantee to being valued in a community.
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🔥🔥Meme of the Day🔥🔥
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Stay Classy Nostr.
Nice roundup! ⚡️💜
How do we fix?
🤙 if I see you I’ll say what up
#[1] one of the best to ever do it 🙌
Ah yes, how could I forget! The 🦎people! That’s it 😂
Any Nostriches goin to ETH Denver? The year of the Spork! 😂🤡🎪

I’m excited to learn about what the Ethereans are up to.
💜 and respect for the miners!
There’s a “cosmic embassy” on the dark side of the moon where an intergalactic counsel meets to do idk what 🤷♂️
Heard this beauty at a place called Ascension Domension in California 😂




