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Jyoti Mishra
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I'm the bloke in White Town "Pleasingly blunt" - @Rycochet https://about.me/jyotimishra Don't be a dick. If you're impolite, I'll just block you. If you're offended by the word 'cunt' - do not follow. #Indian #StraightEdge #Trotskyist #Genderqueer #Polyamorous #Musician #Immigrant #SouthAsianDiaspora #UK #Derby #IndiePop #AlternativeMusic SEARCH ME - tootfinder #fedi22 https://justmytoots.com/@jyoti@mas.to

Here's my music:

https://songwhip.com/white-town

I love that I can bung you one link which then has every service my music is on, plus other stuff.

Well, sadly, #Songwhip is shutting down.

So, lil tooters, what is the best alternative to Songwhip? I've just gone through a couple of 'BEST ALTERNATIVE' lists and they were obviously generated by drunk AIs. In a coal scuttle. With low batteries. Just awful.

I'm hoping you ugly bags of mostly water can do better?

#MusicLinks #Links #Umm...

In the new Dune trailer, there's a bit where Rebecca Ferguson says, "Paul Atreides is still alive" but it sounds like she says:

"All the tradies are still alive!"

I need to stop watching #Aussie comedians on TikTok.

Trump makes Mussolini look like a grounded, humble intellectual powerhouse.

BoJo did the comedy version of Trump over here for a bit and now he's handed on the baton to Sunak who's doing a sterling job of evading corruption charges every other bloody week.

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I am 57.

Anyone under 40 (barring aristos) has had a tougher time of it than I had growing up.

Whether it's Blair introducing Uni fees or 9/11 and the horrendous wars that spawned or the ever-present way we've fucked the planet, things have been tougher for you than they were for my generation.

Honestly, if you're a kid out there, fucking well done if you can simply hold your shit together day to day. I dunno if I could.

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My fave is when Musk "invented" public transport but made it *single cars in a tunnel.*

And people still think he's a genius. jfc.

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I love this idea but replace 'rambling' with 'reclining in my bed with some maltesers' and we're a go!

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Please, DO rant away.

We need more ranters, more people calling for inclusivity and openness cos it's sorely missing everywhere at the moment.

I honestly believe that if every human had the time and the help to make music every day, their lives would be enriched immeasurably.

Music is the bestest.

(then, food!)

Replying to Avatar Rachel Rawlings

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Or maybe, just maybe...

.. YOU'LL BE JOINING THEM ON BANJOLELE ?

they may shift your perception of music permanently hahah

:ablobcool:

Replying to e64a7ffe...

nostr:npub1evlasggt6pl44vxp49fns8cjy2xxqgfk6akqqrwkqa4rj588xmhqt6yenf pardon my naïveté, but what are clarksons and sea lions?

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Clarksons are anyone who displays Jeremy Clarkson-type tendencies of extreme smug racism / other right-wing nonsense. AKA gammons or MAGAs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sealioning

Hope that helps!

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THANK YOU for the link but I don't follow / boost / post anything from The Guardian because of their collusion in the Corbyn witch-hunt.

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ahh, I absolutely LOVED the Aristocats when I was lil kid.

We had a sticker book for it and you could collect/buy those crazy 3D stickers, the ones with the bumpy fronts?

Disney did quite a few of those and I loved them all.

You have *excellent* taste!

:ablobblewobble:

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AHA! No, I get you completely - they'll make out like their system is the best / most logical and if you can't make sense of it, that's *your* fault.

I've encountered this temperament many times, sadly.